THE OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE POEM

CAST OF CHARACTERS

Adam, a 26-year-old poet in training at the famous Iowa Writers' Workshop

Vinny, a young philosopher and humorist

Pauly D, a DJ and GTL-er

Snooki, a likeable underdog figure

The Situation, a lover of women

Ronnie & Sammi, a couple

JWOWW, a close companion of Snooki


SETTING

United States of America, August 2010


THE SET UP

Adam finds himself, to his surprise, addicted to the MTV "reality" television show Jersey Shore. Scampering to your computer screen—in broad daylight, in twilight, in midnight—he vies, acrobatically, for your attention...