1. Take Protestant Work Ethic (Spirit of Capitalism 1.0); Invert/Convert to Mutual Aid and Free Association
2. Take Codependence (Spirit of Capitalism 2.0); Acknowledge; Celebrate (until capital becomes a kind of love in procrastination)
3. Cultivate Ability To Exist In Contradiction
Max 2000: But I am a historian! You vision into me, when I can only see backwards...
What, then, Max, do you read in our times?
Max 2000: I like Snooki; I like the sounds she makes when frustrated...
